conspiracy?

These mini popcorn bags have got to be the greatest invention ever. Good Housekeeping agrees. They gave 'em their stamp of approval. They're much tastier than that canned cat food I opened for the litter of kitties and their mom that have been found residing in our vineyard building. That stuff was horrible. It makes me wonder... is that where all the road kill goes? Into canned pet foods. What about all potted meats? Is that really just ham you're eating? I think not.
I better tell my mother to stop her occasional indulgences of potted meat on toast. Poor things been eating flattened squirrels.